Well, in honor of Alex's "honorable discharge" from the service of Asynchrony, I'd like to propose a slightly altered version of the phonetic alphabet (okay, really altered) that, if Alex were put in charge, our nation's military might actually be using. For those of you who know the man, and I suppose for those of you who don't, that would be an entertaining, if not altogether frightening, prospect. Congrats, Alex, on your new job. We'll miss you -- and your unique lexicon!
|J||Juliet||Jew or Joes|
|P||Papa||Powder or Pimp|
|T||Tango||Tile (as in basement floor)
|Y||Yankee||Yo or Yomama|